Ask a child what his or her favorite thing to eat is, and you’ll probably hear “pizza,” or “ice cream.” But grown-ups hoping to live their full threescore and ten would do well not to harden their hearts (or arteries) against more healthy fare. When you become a man, you put aside childish things, but just as there are people who never grow out of their juvenile palettes, there are folks who never move beyond childish tastes in literature.
[Gentleman Quarterly] GQ magazine recently published a list of “21 Books You Don’t Have to Read.” Seldom have I seen an example of the blind leading the blind as blatant as this article. Condemned were such classics as “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn,” and “The Lord of the Rings.” The magazine’s editors describe these beloved titles variously as “racist,” “sexist,” and “just really, really boring.”…The editors’ poor taste is only surpassed by their poor reading comprehension. Mark Twain’s “Huck Finn” for instance, which GQ dismisses as racist, is actually a satirical polemic against slavery!
The real thorn in GQ’s flesh, though, is the Bible, which they describe as “repetitive, self-contradictory…[and] foolish.” The most important book in Western history is, according to this periodical, filled with men’s grooming tips, just not worth the sweat of your brow.
Jumping Jehoshaphat, where do we begin? At the risk of casting pearls before swine, I can assure the editors of this magazine that not only is reading the Bible worth the effort, but none of us can hope to understand our own civilization or even speech without it. I’ve already used nine popular expressions from the Bible in this commentary.
For example, why do we have a seven-day week? Why is this the year 2018? Why do we use printed books? Why is the average Westerner literate at all? The answer to all of these is “the Bible.”
If you don’t have a working knowledge of the good book, most of Shakespeare’s allusions will be opaque to you. You’ll not understand why the first European colonists came to New England, you’ll miss what motivated the abolition of slavery, and you will find Martin Luther King, Jr.’s “Letter from Birmingham Jail” unintelligible.
That is a drop in the bucket of the Bible’s influence [which is] why we value women equally with men, why we don’t think it’s okay to leave newborns to die outside, why we think mercy is admirable, and even why we believe history had a beginning and will someday come to an end. Simply put, if you don’t understand the Bible, you won’t understand who you are and why you think the way you do.
(Metaxas/Morris, “One Book You Have to Read: Why GQ is Wrong on the Bible,” ChristianHeadlines Online, 5/4/18).